55/365

The Avengers (x)

“Better clench up, Legolas.”

39/365

The Five Year Engagement

“This is supposed to be exciting. This is your wedding. You only get a few of these.”

36/365

Sherlock Holmes (x)

“Madam, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I’m a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.”

25/365

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

“They’re dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?”

22/365

Forgetting Sarah Marshal

“Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!”

21/365

Men In Black (x)

“Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise ‘round in a Ford P.O.S.”

19/365

Rush Hour 2 

“Don’t be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I’ll hit you so hard you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it man, I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!”

18/365

I Love You, Man

“ I gotta get some fucking friends.”

17/365

Up

“Squirrel!”

16/365

Men in Black 3

“Okay, you know how your kid won a goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn’t want that nasty thing in your house so you flush it down the toilet? Well, this is what happens.”