someone super attractive: hey
me: is this some sort of sick joke
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
in omnia paratus
shavingryansprivates: this was the best episode of spongebob
Lilith's blood will turn you into a karaoke...
so freaking good!!
Signing off until I see TDKR! Ciao!
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
scrolling through my dashboard in class and trying not to laugh…
Stand still. The trees ahead and bushes beside you Are not lost. Wherever you...– 54/365 “Lost” by David Wagoner
han-alexander: Everything is wonderful until someone falls in love.