If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you...– Johnny Depp
Text messages from my ridiculous friendship.
A: I'm going to church tonight fucked up on a fruit (& rum) smoothie.
J: Try not to burst into flames.
A: I'll do my best.
Highlight of my weekend...
before everything went to shit.
When I think about my youth, I think about this:
3 am phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
“NO I’M FUCKIN SKYDIVING”
If there’s a loose bear running around in Santa Barbara, I’m not in Santa...
When your friends try to show you something funny...
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
when someone is EXTREMELY excited in the morning.
When You Finally Call Your Mom Back After 50...
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves...
Shawn: I’m Shawn. This is my associate M. C. Clap Yo’ Handz. Gus: *claps* With a z. —Psych: Ssn 5, Ep 5: Shawn & Gus in Drag (Racing)
I don't like mornings.
I hate everything right now.
tuesday the 17th > friday the 13th
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