Women are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
I've got something very special for you.
It’s Toby as a kitten!!!! Lisa found me the photos and I’m so happy about it!!! Adorableness!!!
If I was rich I would own the most random stuff.
dun dun dun… and another one bites the dust.
To. much. cuteness.
So every time I show my Grandmother a photo of a guy I like, if he is not Jewish (and keep in mind she has absolutely no idea until I tell her later on) the very first thing she says is “He’s cute, but he is not Jewish.” So this post is for you Grandma. If I ever were to marry a jew, it would be him.
I know I don’t know you But I want you so bad Everyone has a secret But can they keep it Oh no they can’t -Secret, Maroon 5
Just an update
So it’s parents weekend this weekend and my mother came up to see me. She’s staying here for a week and a half so I probably wont be updating as often as I do. I check in as soon as I can.
82 Ways to annoy Voldemort.
1. Tell him that, because JK Rowling created him, he is muggle-born. 2. Ask him whether his Dark Mark is a permanent tattoo or one of those stickers. 3. Sing the “Avada Kedavra song” every time he raises his wand 4. Ask him whether he bought you any souvenirs while he was abroad hunting for Gregorovitch. 5. Recommend Visine for his eyes. 6. Send him a valentine and write “Love from...
I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m...– Daniel Radcliffe
Slush: Snow and rain.
It is really freaking cold.
#dobby is awesome.